i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old
this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life
oh shoe, you so funny
ugh her sister is sooo annoying
i luv you shoe xoxoxox
what fake foot
I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW
HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
do you know how much fucking money yahoo paid for this fUCKING WEBSITE?
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
Letting your parents listen to your favorite music is so much like bringing a boyfriend home for approval but marginally more important
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye